In this relaxingly regal episode, live from London, we cover on-air massage, Eamonn Holmes' lavish birthday and the Windows '95 noise, as well as royal syphilis, Alan's imaginary knighthood and Blue Peter badges. Plus: Edmonds, Barlow and Beverley Bacton. Do we find inner serenity? Are you f**king with me?! // Get in touch: thepartridgepod@gmail.com | Facebook.com/thepartridgepod | Instagram: @monkeytennispod | Twitter: @thepartridgepod